HA! Meow, I think we can all agree that those are mere misdemeanors. The true felon is the feline. Cats are literally walking dirty bombs with tails. Meow listen, they're filled with Toxoplasma Gondii just waiting to short out your brain. So GhostDad, you be careful with those cats meow. You won't be able to tell which ones are carriers when you go to get another one, and another, and another. Meow, it's best you just stop with the cats you've got...unless of course you're already infected...