and...
...my team of personal stylists who take my natural beauty and keep me looking so glamorous every day
...my family, who have refrained from selling my used laundry on eBay and my story to the tabloids
...my dogs, whose personal mission is keeping my face clean and my refrigerator leftover-free
...my agent, always ready with a bottle of whiskey and a stack of phone numbers for the nearest rehab centers
...my publicists, a 24 hour team that goes around deleting all the Twitter and Facebook and Instagram posts I really shouldn't make
Yes, as some of you might have guessed by now, this is my 1000th post and I hear I'm a SHOO-in for an award! (Hint, hint...)