Good looking Cahsier: Sure got a lot of LEGO sets there for an adult *awkward smile*
Me: yeah, im a mentor in the big brothers big sisters organization, i feel my time spent with them isnt enough and like to give them gifts, its no big deal since im a (insert name of wealthy career, ie doctor)
Good looking Cahsier: ... so ...um ...im single just incase you wanted to know...
Atleast thats how i always imagined it would go, its usually more like this
Good looking Cahsier: Sure got a lot of LEGO sets there for an adult *awkward smile*
Me: wha? oh the toys um, da ya i like play with legos, i mean BUILD with LEGO i mean....heres my credit card *looks everywhere in the store except at the cashier*
Good looking Cahsier: ...Your total is (some insane amount of money that most people could never fathom spending on LEGO)