grackleflint Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 As much as I love LEGO, there are just certain things that these little plastic bricks can't provide that a loving wife can, like your own children. 8-) 1 Quote
Bold-Arrow Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 A lot of internet tough guys here. I don't think they understand how expensive divorce is, selling the lego would be much easier because if she divorces you, you're selling it to pay for the lawyer, and he keeps the money, not you. What attorney?? She can have it all, the house; the car, the kids and even the car ( if we had one).. Just give me my Lego and the cardboxes ( to build a shed) Quote
DoNotInsertIntoMouth Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 The guy sounds like a wuss, he needed to grow a pair and give her the ultimatum. Lol have fun trying to be married and doing that. Quote
Anakinisvader Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 With LEGO's power functions you can easily build yourself a new wife. Not that I've done it. Well, not that anyone knows about her, uh, I mean it. Nevermind. Quote
Stevenplays Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 With LEGO's power functions you can easily build yourself a new wife. Not that I've done it. Well, not that anyone knows about her, uh, I mean it. Nevermind. Guess you couldn't handle the loss of your choked to death wife, at your own hand I might add, eh Vader? 1 Quote
Kriterian Posted July 9, 2014 Posted July 9, 2014 That's approximately $16 a lb, but since they mentioned 44 lbs of instrcuctions it must be complete sets too. Quote
Kriterian Posted July 9, 2014 Posted July 9, 2014 It's also highly possible that this is a viral marketing stunt just to get publicity for his sale. If that's the case, it worked perfectly. Although if he is married, he may sleep on the couch for a few years. Quote
jerryherb Posted July 9, 2014 Posted July 9, 2014 wasnt there a song to address this? "I thought that my home was my castle With no one scrutinizing me No pigs, no lying b*******, no hassle Y'all are brutalizing me Can't a man not build with bricks in silence? Can't a man not crudely lie and scream? Can't a man not control his b******* with violence? Y'all are brutalizing me Y'all are brutalizing me." Quote
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