Whats the best Ebay message or offer message you have ever gotten?

[DoNotInsertIntoMouth]

I need some comic relief this morning people lets hear them. Here are a few of mine:

 

- From an international buyer few days ago: "Can you change the shipping on the item so it shows something lower?" - no I can't

 

- In best offer: "you ship it." - um who else would?

And some jerk named "Brick2Go" sent me an offer on an item " 99 cents plus a 10% McDonalds Coupon".

[MartinP]

I need some comic relief this morning people lets hear them. Here are a few of mine:

 

- From an international buyer few days ago: "Can you change the shipping on the item so it shows something lower?" - no I can't

 

- In best offer: "you ship it." - um who else would?

And some jerk named "Brick2Go" sent me an offer on an item " 99 cents plus a 10% McDonalds Coupon".

What was the item that "Brick2Go" offered you 99 cents and a McDonalds coupon?

[Fcbarcelona101]

And some jerk named "Brick2Go" sent me an offer on an item " 99 cents plus a 10% McDonalds Coupon".

 

I thought that was a perfectly reasonable offer. You don't come across Mc Coupons very often, so you were basically trading a cheap plastic toy for an affordable night of fine dining with your loved one.

[chinothegeeko]

haha

 

Now you are just asking for funny offers on your listings

[DoNotInsertIntoMouth]

I thought that was a perfectly reasonable offer. You don't come across Mc Coupons very often, so you were basically trading a cheap plastic today for an affordable night of fine dining with your loved one.

 

Thats true. But I need to keep my loved ones in the current weight class.

[DoNotInsertIntoMouth]

haha

 

Now you are just asking for funny offers on your listings

 

Hey I am cool with it. However, I have auto decline set up - I happened upon FC's by chance.

 

Edit: Alright, someones already doing it:

 

Black Gate (no minifigures) offer. Quantity 9 for $11.69 each.

 

"I'll also send you a thank you for the great deal signed personally by me!"

 

Who is ""iamstuff" people? lol

[matrosov]

Well I actually got a nice one today, increased my faith in humanity. Not everything is lost.  

 

Message from buyer
 Thanks for listing, grandson will love this.