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I hate it when skinny people ask fat women when they are due.

 

I ask skinny people when they are due all the time. They get mad and ask me why I thought they were pregnant.

 

I said I watched that show "I didn't know I was pregnant" and just figured I didn't know either but maybe they had found out.

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Nissan Micra!  Is that Japanese for obstruction?  Brits know what I mean.

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Here is a complaint I just recently rediscovered. I was trying to tape up a package and realized I needed a whole new roll of packing tape. No biggie; that was until I tried to find the starting point of it. I kept rolling the new roll of packing tape in my hand over....and over....and over....and over....

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Everytime you are done using it, make a small doggie fold at the end of the tape, you'll never lose it again

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Since it's people like us that have turned around the fortunes of Royal Mail, why do they insist on charging us even more to rip us off?  I still use them as Collect+ and Hermes offer an inferior service and their box dimension limits are too small.  The same goes for eBay & PayPal that just keep hiking fees.  I remember the good old days of a 5.25% FVF.

 

It's the same amount of effort for eBay to process a 10179 as it is for a Top Gear Stig, the only difference is the

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Nissan Micra!  Is that Japanese for obstruction?  Brits know what I mean.

Haha. I had one of these as a courtesy car once, a 1 litre with a cvt auto gear box. The slowest car I ever driven! What made me laugh was that it had a sport button. It just made the engine louder.

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I hate when guys are named Francis. Francis is a girls name.

I get weirded out coming across women with names like Dick....and then later on finding out why. :mosking:

Oh yeah, don't forget John Wayne's real first name was Marion.

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I'm probably the O ly person on earth who feels Charlie is a girls name and not a dudes name.

 

You must watch the show revolution.

I also hate it when Ebayers bid on my item, and don't pay. My item gets hold up in a case for 7 days during the 7 days before christmas....

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I'm probably the O ly person on earth who feels Charlie is a girls name and not a dudes name.

Lets see, Charlie Brown, Charlie Chaplin, Charlie Sheen (Winning), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Yep, its just you.

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I hate those lazy ebay sellers who keep hacking my pictures that I take with my own camera and use them in their listings (my kitchen counter looks good by the way). I have even noticed that they are using my listings verbatim. Wow, how lazy is this generation.

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I fail at building seasonal legos. I bought the winter village cottage and my daughter built part of the first bag. We then put it aside and somehow managed to forget about building the rest of it...

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I woke up to a foot of snow this morning. I had to shovel all the snow from the driveway. Not fun considering the windchill was about -15 Fahrenheit.

 

Oh come on ... that's not cold. :)

 

This was the temperature Tuesday this week. PS -47 Celsius is -52.6 Fahrenheit.

 

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PS The daytime high on Mars this past Tuesday was also -29C.

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Oh come on ... that's not cold. :)

 

This was the temperature Tuesday this week. PS -47 Celsius is -52.6 Fahrenheit.

 

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PS The daytime high on Mars this past Tuesday was also -29C.

My whole town is making a big deal about it. The coldest day we have had in 110 years. And of course people are complaining about it.

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I woke up to a foot of snow this morning. I had to shovel all the snow from the driveway. Not fun considering the windchill was about -15 Fahrenheit.

It's not that bad. Where I live it is supposed to be a high of -25 degrees Fahrenheit with wind chills in the -40s  and -50s. In far northern Minnesota the low is supposed to be -41 degrees Fahrenheit with a wind chill in the -60s. That's Minnesota for ya! 

Here's some videos for peoples' enjoyment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2JaApw5ThQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ZUDShDHtw

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Canada is a nice place. But I would rather die. lol.

Very true. Canada is very nice. I have been there a couple times, but it is way too cold for me. I like NY better. We get snow and the temperatures are just right.

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