One of the all-time best yet terrible eBay auctions. So funny.

[jaisonline]

So earlier today, I'm in a boring meeting and decided to search eBay. I tripped on this auction.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/LEGO-Star-Wars-Darth-Vader-On-A-Horse-Minifig-Minifigure-/251313366074?pt=Building_Toys_US&hash=item3a8371a43a

I love it. The pic and description are fabulous.


"Why is Darth Vader on a horse?:
One of our ToyBurg employees was recently looking at a Lord of the Rings LEGO set which contained a Ringwraith (black hood, black cape) on a horse. After looking at it for a moment she was heard to exclaim, "Oh, I didn't know Darth Vader had a horse." So naturally, we couldn't resist creating this listing so someone could own their very own Darth Vader on a horse.
Feature 1: This minifigure has not been used.
Feature 2: Includes everything seen in the picture above. Also includes filler blocks for when the saddle is not in use. Saddle is not included. Darth Vader rides bareback."

[chinothegeeko]

 "Darth Vader rides bareback."

 

 

Nothing else needs to be said. haha

[DoNotInsertIntoMouth]

Clearly Darth Vader was for real if he road bareback.

[MartinP]

Very interesting.

[comicblast]

Lol...That's awesome. Obviously Darth Vader has a horse he rides bareback.

[jaisonline]

I can attach pics again. Here they are.

[Diabolos80]

Between his leather pants and bareback riding, I bet Vader chafes something awful.

[TheOrcKing]

Ha, this is just so funny I actually hope someone buys it! :lol:

[Polar_Beast]

Best. Listing. Ever.

[Veegs]

Must resist buying...

[jaisonline]

Ha, this is just so funny I actually hope someone buys it!

I was going to but $25 is no horsing around money. If it was $10, I would have. Then I would have resisted it on eBay as "Lego Death Vader from Lord of the Rings w/ Mr. Ed. complete"

[spener90]

This is great!  If I made more money, I might budge for the fun of it, haha.

 

I remember listing a Tiger Woods Bobble-head with 14 barbies once.  It sadly didn't sell.  Nobody gets my humor... 

[Anakinisvader]

Will he force choke the horse if it doesn't listen?  Whoa horsie, I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[jaisonline]

This is great!  If I made more money, I might budge for the fun of it, haha.

 

I remember listing a Tiger Woods Bobble-head with 14 barbies once.  It sadly didn't sell.  Nobody gets my humor... 

I undertand your humor. What was your price :)

[spener90]

I undertand your humor. What was your price

It was a while ago... but it was too much, lol.  I tried $500 first just because you see things sell for ridiculous prices online occasionally, then I tried it for $100.  I don't know how to sell my game the way Woods did...

[brickolodon]

"Why is Darth Vader on a horse?:

 

Do you think ostrich will be better?....???

[DoNotInsertIntoMouth]

This is great!  If I made more money, I might budge for the fun of it, haha.

 

I remember listing a Tiger Woods Bobble-head with 14 barbies once.  It sadly didn't sell.  Nobody gets my humor... 

 

I get it. Thats why I need a psychiatrist. Lol.

[El Guapo]

I was bored and messing with my Legos. My 5 year old put Luke's hair on the minifig I got with the summer scene. Totally reminded me of some of the lame dudes at college that always seemed to get the girls. So I made up a listing and threw it up there....my sense of humor is pretty random, so if you don't think it's funny, well then you are wrong.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/300944039609?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Okay so it's lame...but you know what? It's really late and the aforementioned five year old will be bouncing on my bed in like 5 hours...

[Quacs]

I was bored and messing with my Legos. My 5 year old put Luke's hair on the minifig I got with the summer scene. Totally reminded me of some of the lame dudes at college that always seemed to get the girls. So I made up a listing and threw it up there....my sense of humor is pretty random, so if you don't think it's funny, well then you are wrong.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/300944039609?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Okay so it's lame...but you know what? It's really late and the aforementioned five year old will be bouncing on my bed in like 5 hours...

EG, I love this listing. Great job on the description, but you need some better pictures...

Let us know if you sell it.

[MartinP]

I was bored and messing with my Legos. My 5 year old put Luke's hair on the minifig I got with the summer scene. Totally reminded me of some of the lame dudes at college that always seemed to get the girls. So I made up a listing and threw it up there....my sense of humor is pretty random, so if you don't think it's funny, well then you are wrong.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/300944039609?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Okay so it's lame...but you know what? It's really late and the aforementioned five year old will be bouncing on my bed in like 5 hours...

That is very interesting. Hope it sells.

[jaisonline]

EG, I love this listing. Great job on the description, but you need some better pictures...

Let us know if you sell it.

 

i think the blurry pic as character

[El Guapo]

i think the blurry pic as character

I wish that was my intention but really it's just the iPads version of an extreme close up.

[jaisonline]

Now I'm jealous and will need to think of a clever yet dumb eBay Lego auction that would sell. Hmmmm.

[JoshTX]

So, when are they going to list the Lone Ranger in a Tie Fighter?

[akohns]

EG, I love this listing. Great job on the description, but you need some better pictures...

Let us know if you sell it.

Actually I think the photos are perfect just the way they are. They remind me of the Myspace profile selfies taken in the mirror taken my Chets everywhere.