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The mailman was finally retiring. On his last day a housewife invited him in, made love to him, and made him breakfast. Before he left she gave him $5.

He said "That was lovely but what is the $5 for?"

"Well," she says, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him five dollars.' The breakfast was my idea."

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2 minutes ago, Pseudoty said:

Just came to post this from twiiter 

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I would give him a pass...dude is a basketball player...think how hard it  to make a set that size w/ gargantuan hands!!!!

 

The vid is definitely a must watch tho...his voice introducing his "ladies" 

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