whiteboy02 Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 When Chuck Norris does a pushup he's not pushing himself up he's pushing the world down! Quote
dunkers97 Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter..... He's already following you!!! Quote
Guest idunno101 Posted March 3, 2013 Posted March 3, 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter..... He's already following you!!! Oh snap! Quote
TheOrcKing Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 Here it is. After years of games, toys, and TV appearances.The Roast of Mario! Warning Some strong language and suggestive dialogue Viewer discretion is advised 2 Quote
Darth Lego Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Quote
Darth Lego Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Quote
Ed Mack Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Are you guys even old enough to know who Chuck Norris is? LOL Quote
Ed Mack Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 60% of the time....it works 100% of the time! Quote
TheDarkness Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945. Coincidence? I think not! It is always humorous reading the Chuck Norris memes Quote
Darth Lego Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Quote
Darth Lego Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. This one is one of my favorites. Quote
Darth Lego Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Quote
Darth Lego Posted March 9, 2013 Posted March 9, 2013 Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room. This is probably my last Chuck Norris joke I'm going to post. Quote
gregpj Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 I saw this today and thought it was too funny not to share! Quote
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