IrishGuy66 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 You guys got any good lego jokes? A 10179:1 in the hand's worth two in the bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoNotInsertIntoMouth Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 How does the Lego mob deal with a squealer? Takes them apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishGuy66 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Wanna hear a joke? Chima. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoNotInsertIntoMouth Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Wanna hear a joke? Chima. Lol. I was just thinking: Lego Chima? That will be about as good as Build-a-Zerg. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoNotInsertIntoMouth Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 How do Lego Women make themselves look different? Plastic surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoNotInsertIntoMouth Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 How do you take down a Lego Man? Kick him in the blocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoNotInsertIntoMouth Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 What did the Lego guy's friend say to him when he was freaking out? Put yourself back together!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanfan34 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Prince of Persia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishGuy66 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Prince of Persia. Toy Story, I play the trump card!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spener90 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 3 Lego Investors were walking in a Lego store when they were all knocked unconscious by a Brick Troller. When they woke up the troll said, each of you must go into the store and purchase 10 lego sets of the same item. The first man went in and bought 10 Minecraft sets. The troll said, if you are able to stick every set up your butt without making a facial expression, your life will be spared. He was killed shortly there after. The second man came out with 10 Collector's Minifigures. He was told the same thing. He had successfully completed 9 of the minifigures when he suddenly burst out laughing. He was killed shortly after. Upon arriving in heaven, God asked him, "what happened? You were so close, what made you start laughing?" He responded, "I was about to finish when I saw the 3rd man walk out with 10 Death Stars." Moral of the story, the Death Star is a pain in the ***. Note: I adjusted the story, which was originally about fruit. Replace minecraft with Grapefruit, CMF's with grapes, and the death star with a pineapple. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comicblast Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 3 Lego Investors were walking in a Lego store when they were all knocked unconscious by a Brick Troller. When they woke up the troll said, each of you must go into the store and purchase 10 lego sets of the same item. The first man went in and bought 10 Minecraft sets. The troll said, if you are able to stick every set up your butt without making a facial expression, your life will be spared. He was killed shortly there after. The second man came out with 10 Collector's Minifigures. He was told the same thing. He had successfully completed 9 of the minifigures when he suddenly burst out laughing. He was killed shortly after. Upon arriving in heaven, God asked him, "what happened? You were so close, what made you start laughing?" He responded, "I was about to finish when I saw the 3rd man walk out with 10 Death Stars." Moral of the story, the Death Star is a pain in the ***. Note: I adjusted the story, which was originally about fruit. Replace minecraft with Grapefruit, CMF's with grapes, and the death star with a pineapple. Very nice... Very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoNotInsertIntoMouth Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 3 Lego Investors were walking in a Lego store when they were all knocked unconscious by a Brick Troller. When they woke up the troll said, each of you must go into the store and purchase 10 lego sets of the same item. The first man went in and bought 10 Minecraft sets. The troll said, if you are able to stick every set up your butt without making a facial expression, your life will be spared. He was killed shortly there after. The second man came out with 10 Collector's Minifigures. He was told the same thing. He had successfully completed 9 of the minifigures when he suddenly burst out laughing. He was killed shortly after. Upon arriving in heaven, God asked him, "what happened? You were so close, what made you start laughing?" He responded, "I was about to finish when I saw the 3rd man walk out with 10 Death Stars." Moral of the story, the Death Star is a pain in the ***. Note: I adjusted the story, which was originally about fruit. Replace minecraft with Grapefruit, CMF's with grapes, and the death star with a pineapple. Nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackjack Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Toy Story, I play the trump card!! Jun-Chi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legopocalypse Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Anyone see the Lego skit they did on Conan last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishGuy66 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Jun-Chi. !!Tygurah!! What now BlackJack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diabolos80 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 What do you call the chaperones at Lego prom? Brick separators. Wah wah wah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackjack Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Time Cruisers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackjack Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 !!Tygurah!! What now BlackJack? Just putting it out there that everyone capitalizes the 'J' in my name. It is lower-case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishGuy66 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Time Cruisers. Belleville! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackjack Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 !!Tygurah!! What now BlackJack? Actually, this would be the biggest 'whatnow!' Our good friend Timmy, with a value of $0.68... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoNotInsertIntoMouth Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Anyone see the Lego skit they did on Conan last night? I am going to youtube it. I heard about itbut didn't watch it live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoNotInsertIntoMouth Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 On 7/9/2013 at 2:09 PM, Blackjack said: Actually, this would be the biggest 'whatnow!' Our good friend Timmy, with a value of $0.68... thats not real is it? It looks painted. MegaBlocks was behind this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishGuy66 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 All'rite I sees how it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishGuy66 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 On 7/9/2013 at 2:09 PM, Blackjack said: Actually, this would be the biggest 'whatnow!' Our good friend Timmy, with a value of $0.68... We need to man up and each buy fifty of him..... imagine a tackle box filled the "Accursed One". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackjack Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 thats not real is it? It looks painted. MegaBlocks was behind this. I very much wish you were right. http://www.bricklink.com/search.asp?itemID=7617 Also, did anyone else notice that Timmy has a... NOSE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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