TheOrcKing Posted August 12 Posted August 12 Came across some "hog jockey" jokes from my youth back when Easyriders was a thing. Anyway... A guy goes hunting all the way down to South Carolina and gets three ducks. A warden pulls up in a jeep and says "Morning, you've been huntin' around here?" The guy responds "Yeah, I got three ducks in the trunk." The warden says "Well I gotta see them. I'm the warden." So, the warden takes the first duck, sticks his finger right up the duck's ass, pulls out then sniffs. The warden goes "That's a North Carolina duck, sir. You got a North Carolina hunting license?" The guy says "Sure, right here." The warden a bit peeved proceeds to take the second duck, stick his finger up its ass, pulls out and sniffs. "That's a New York duck, sir. You got a New York hunting license?" asks the warden. "Sure thing." the guy replies. By this point the warden is fuming, does the same thing to the third duck as the first two then goes. "That's a Maine duck, sir. You got a Maine hunting license?" "Yeah, I do." "Jesus Christ, you got a hunting license from everywhere! Where are you from?!" The guy then proceeds to turn around, bends over and exclaims "You tell me!" Quote
TheOrcKing Posted September 10 Posted September 10 Still one of the best bits from DragonBall Z Abridged hands down. Quote
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