LEGO REVIEW: Marvel Super Heroes 76067 Tanker Truck Takedown

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REVIEW: SET DETAILS
Set #: 76067
Name: Tanker Truck Takedown
Theme: Marvel Super Heroes
Parts: 330
Price: $29.99

BOX CONTENTS

Some people may wind up picking up a set that is open box or, want to verify the box contents before beginning a build. For this set, there are 3 numbered baggies, a sticker sheet, and 2 instruction books.

BUILD AND EXECUTION:

BAG 1: We

Hawkeye: Hey Cap, I'm here for the big fight.

Captain America: Oh, great Hawkeye, we're early, so you can help me set up.

Captain America: Now, if we work together here, we can raise this up quickly.

Hawkeye, why do you even need my help, Mr. Super Strength?

Captain America: Because the Super Soldies Syrum didn't give me 4 arms.

Captain America: Are you sure it's a good idea to store our flames next to the fuel drums?

Hawkeye: Sure, I put out fire extinguisher there too. If anything happens, we'll be prepared.

BAG 2:

Spider-Man: I'm here for the fight! Ha ha, caught you arrow dude!

Hawkeye: Gross, I got some of this stuff in my mouth!

Cap: Look, Sidey, we get to the fight early to set up. Without that, we won't have lots of stuff to wreck. We're not ready to punch you yet.

Spidey: Oh man, sorry about that Katniss. Let me help you out.

Hawkeye: Wait, did this stuff come out of you?

Cap: When you two are done playing around, I think we should get started, everyone else will be here soon.

Spidey: my webs are a super strong polymer that is flexible and adhesive, but breaks down within a few hours so that the city's not just constantly covered in webs. Plus, it's cherry flavored, so can double as a snack.

Cap: That's very impressive son, but for now we've got to finish this truck.

Hawkeye: Unless you can spin a truck out of that stuff and save us the time to build it.

Spidey: Uhm, nope?

Spidey: Hey, you guys want to hear something funny? I'm not even old enough to have a license yet.

Hawkeye: Great, I've got underpants older than this guy.

Spidey: You should probably change them.

Cap: Can I just be put back in the ice?

Cap: Hey Spidey, help me lift this so Clint can put the wheels on.

Spidey: Hey Merida, can you get a move on? This thing isn't as light as it looks.

Hawkeye: It's lighter than your mom.

Spider-Man: That's not cool man, my mom's dead.

Hawkeye: She probably just left because she didn't like you.

Cap: Geez Clint, give the kid a break.

Spidey: You probably can't tell because of the mask, but I hate you.

Cap: Hawkeye, how long are you going to carry those lights around while we're doing all the work?

Hawkeye: Oops! You noticed that huh?

Hawkeye: All right, if you guys can lift these, how hard can it be?

Cap: Careful Hawk, lift with your legs.

Hawkeye: Eep!

Spidey: Ha ha!

Spidey: You know, I think Tony Stark has a robot or something that can put this thing together faster. Gotta bounce!

BAG 3:

Vision: I don't understand why Tony told me to come here early.

Vision: There appears to be a lot of things that were put together wrong. I think Mister Barton must have been involved.

Hawkeye: Hey metal man, what did you mean by that?

Spidey: He meant that you're bad at your job Speedy from CW's the Arrow.

Cap: Because Speedy's a female archer?

Spidey: Yup.

Vision: Alert! There is a fire due to Mr. Barton's ineptitude.

Spidey: Don't worry, I'll smother it in webbing!

Cap: Are you sure that stuff's not flammable?

Hawkeye: I hope it is.

Spidey: AAAAAHHHHH! IT BURNS!

Cap: I've got the fire extinguisher.

Vision: I'll use this cover to smother the flames.

Hawkeye: I don't feel so good, are you sure those webs are edible?

Hawkeye: I'm dying because Spider-Boy shot poisonous webs into my mouth.

Spidey: Listen Dorkeye, I eat that stuff all the time,and I'm fine.

Vision: I believe that you are fine because you have mutated spider genes and can process elements that Mister Barton cannot.

Spidey: I thought that Dorkeye's mutated Dork genes could handle it.

Cap: Come on Clint, suck it up. I've seen you pour Twizzlers in a bowl with cherry cola and call it cereal.

Vision: I don't know why I deal with these people. Not a single one of them is logical.

REACTION:

FINAL THOUGHTS:

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