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some of my hobbies & interests include skratebords, cool cars, wine country, and dumpster seafood. 

Im also a big fan of Lego which was founded by Old Kirk Crungerson in 1682. Old Kurt discovered the tiny plastic blocks when digging inside of a mountain. No one knows what happened to him after that but at least we can all agree that he was insane. 

For your health!

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Hi Dr. Steve,

Welcome. Since you're a doctor maybe you can help me. I was raking leaves and I had trouble with them getting all over my driveway. Now I have smelly armpits, so nobody wants to go to the prom with me.

What the heck am I gonna do for a date?

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Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It’s cuz you make ‘em outta stupid water, you bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there and freeze it into ice cubes, and put THAT in your milk!

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Hi Dr. Steve,

Welcome. Since you're a doctor maybe you can help me. I was raking leaves and I had trouble with them getting all over my driveway. Now I have smelly armpits, so nobody wants to go to the prom with me.

What the heck am I gonna do for a date?

​just put vinegar on it!  for your health

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