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If the Ewoks appear in EP7, I'm walking out of the cinema in disgust. They spoiled the last movie for me. Honestly, how believable is a dwarf (no offence) or child in a cheap-looking fancy dress teddy-bear costume? I was offered an Ewok Village (new and intact but, broken seal) this Summer for £100 and passed with no regrets.

I hate Ewoks and I want them all to die as painfully, as embarrassingly and as slowly as possible. That's one scene I may stay for!

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If the Ewoks appear in EP7, I'm walking out of the cinema in disgust. They spoiled the last movie for me. Honestly, how believable is a dwarf (no offence) or child in a cheap-looking fancy dress teddy-bear costume? I was offered an Ewok Village (new and intact but, broken seal) this Summer for £100 and passed with no regrets.

I hate Ewoks and I want them all to die as painfully, as embarrassingly and as slowly as possible. That's one scene I may stay for!

how believable is any of it ?

Ewoks Rule

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If the Ewoks appear in EP7, I'm walking out of the cinema in disgust. They spoiled the last movie for me. Honestly, how believable is a dwarf (no offence) or child in a cheap-looking fancy dress teddy-bear costume? I was offered an Ewok Village (new and intact but, broken seal) this Summer for £100 and passed with no regrets.

I hate Ewoks and I want them all to die as painfully, as embarrassingly and as slowly as possible. That's one scene I may stay for!

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I was 7 when Jedi came out so I like the ewoks.  There were two ewok movies made for television and I liked those.  I had the "playmation" ewok village.  I guess it depends on when you saw Jedi.  

I get mad when people hate on Jedi because: throne room.

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I also don't understand all that Ewok hate... I mean it's a little bit silly when the bring down all these stormtroopers on endor, on the other hand boba fett was put away (not killed) by a blind han solo who accidentally hit his jet pack... and Vader was defeated by a farmboy who didn't get half the training and experience (nor armor) that he got.

 

So yeah... why not bring on a Jedi Ewok in the next movies?

Always better than another JarJar

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I also don't understand all that Ewok hate... I mean it's a little bit silly when the bring down all these stormtroopers on endor, on the other hand boba fett was put away (not killed) by a blind han solo who accidentally hit his jet pack... and Vader was defeated by a farmboy who didn't get half the training and experience (nor armor) that he got.

 

So yeah... why not bring on a Jedi Ewok in the next movies?

Always better than another JarJar

did someone say Jar Jar ?

 

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how believable is any of it ?

Ewoks Rule

Everyone forgot that Ewoks were CARNIVORE.  They considered humanoid flesh a DELICACY.  Just go back and think about the reason they captured Han and Leia.

I always wonder if the Ewoks cooked those fallen stormtroopers and served them at the celebration at the end of the movie.  What would the best way to treat honored guests?  Serve them the best food ie. the delicacy.  
At least it would explain the collection of stormtrooper helmets at their treehouses

 

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that's it . We are no longer friends . Lol 

they need to show the ewoks roasting a lost jar jar binks over a fire pit, then everyone will love them... 

Trek you've gone to far!!!

Everyone forgot that Ewoks are CARNIVORE.  They consider humanoid flesh a DELICACY.  Just go back and think about the reason they captured Han and Leia.

I always wonder if the Ewoks cooked those fallen stormtroopers and serve them at the celebration at the end of the movie.  What would the best way to treat honored guests?  Serve them the best food ie. the delicacy.  
At least it would explain the collection of stormtrooper helmets at their treehouses

 

:devil:

I thought you guys would enjoy my posts

I am a true Star Wars fan in that I love all of it

Even the absolutely horrible "it is all obi wan's fault tirade"

mesa think sir you guys will likea mesa anyways

 

 

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